I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
*takes selfie with victim*
They would still blame Will
ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does
this guy in my class is wearing shorts, socks with sandals, a shirt that says swag on it, and a snapback he is definitely straight
My mom ordered my brothers senior pictures that my friend Jake took and I edited. Most of the pictures came out like nice and normal poses on bridges and train tracks…but…
SHE PRINTED OUT THE ONES I PHOTOSHOPPED THOMAS THE TRAIN INTO THE BACKGROUND.